I am on Facebook. I’m looking at pictures of my friends and reading their status updates to see if any of them relate to me so that I can add a comment with my thoughts.
I’m also uploading photos of me from the weekend and tagging my friends.
I’m also telling friends what’s on my mind from time to time, updating them on where I am, an, what I like and dislike.
Occasionally I enter competitions to see if I can win something for myself, and I follow Groupon because they update me on when I can buy something for myself dirt cheap.
I followed Justin Bieber for a while because he has heaps of followers, but he talked too much about himself and… like… his albums and stuff, and I found it distracted me from focusing on my life so I un-fanned him and followed Lady Gaga instead.
I only click on the ads that have someone attractive in them, or the ones offering me something for free.
I don’t click on anyone’s links because they take me away from my life on Facebook and cause me to momentarily pay attention to something else.
I only enter competitions that take less than 15 seconds to enter because I need to go and check if my best friend has responded to my comment on her photo, and once I’ve done that I’ve forgotten all about the competition.
But I like Coke because sometimes I find a can that has my name on it.
